coconuttears:

I’ve been gone for a while but I’m back! I’ve got a Free OnlyFans for this month! Any support is appreciated 💋 so come get comfortable with me ✨🤫

yeehawlw:

me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf

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irollforinitiative:

lenyberry:

lunellafandoms:

just-shower-thoughts:

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Cinnamon is the spicy of earth

no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark) 
ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)

But everything changed when the pepper nation attacked.

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nsynclancefan:

My spirit animal

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m1tos1s:

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

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vorbits:

underrmyumbrellaella:

this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

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bchan-mp3:

Female Idols are so fucking strong. They perform on their period, in high heels, in skirts and crop tops while it‘s minus degrees, have to deal with perverts and do all of this with a fucking smile otherwise they will be hated until they retire

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woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

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